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Uh… Jimmy. *farts with hand*

~ Thomas, Many many many occasions throughout Thomas’ high school career.

How would you keep a queef as a pet?

~ Thomas

Thomas: That is professional attire 😁 😉 Nicko: For what? An escort? Ruben: And that is how HR became a department

~ Thomas, Nicko, Ruben

So, Alejandro, are you ready for your prostate exam?

~ Thomas

I feel like a basic white girl every time I walk into zach

~ Thomas

Cats are the spawn of satan

~ Thomas, Swiping left on girls with cat emojis in their bio

I would rather shove it up my ass than eat it

~ Thomas

tbh, I really liked the nipples absolutely love them