Robert: I'm surprised nobody's been flaming me. Ruben: I mean, I can start.

Just have him Uber to the airport. Or Lyft, depending on how rapey he wants it.

Robert: She can do more to heal a broken man than any plague doctor could back in the day. Ruben: I mean plague doctors were basically murderers.

Thomas: That is professional attire 😁 😉 Nicko: For what? An escort? Ruben: And that is how HR became a department

Nicko: WTF! That's a long shitter... Ruben: That's like multiple shits right there.

Rick: “I can edit an image in Vim.” Ruben: “I can edit an image in Kate.” Nicko: “I can jump off a bridge.”

Hannah: What language are you writing in? Robert: Mine. Shaponics. Mitchell: You should’ve called it Robertism. Ruben: That’s his religion. Mitchell: Oh, right.

Ya... that's a boner... and it's not small either....

Well shit now I have a boner

Fuck you, Fuck him, Fuck them all

Freaking Jews... I think I'm with Hitler on this one.

Alright.

Ruben: Did you just make me eat your pussy? James: I’ve been doing that all day.