Nicko: I just need to know when telescopes get good enough and available enough that I can start taking my dick pics from space like a real man Rick: I think what you need is called a "microscope". Nicko: Well played cunt
Ben: Dr. Gu is making us all introduce ourselves. Why? Nicko: because some poor bastards havent thought to meet anyone in college yet
Robert: I had this thought... Could you parallelize- Nicko: Shitting on my chest? Robert: No, could you parallelize the reversal of a linked list.
Thomas: That is professional attire 😁 😉 Nicko: For what? An escort? Ruben: And that is how HR became a department
Nicko: WTF! That's a long shitter... Ruben: That's like multiple shits right there.
Alejandro: Only memes matter. Nicko: What about anime tiddies? Alejandro: Only memes and anime titties matter Robert: Really debating sending this sticker Alejandro: Embrace the absurd, embrace anime tiddies. Robert: *sends sticker of anime tiddies* Alejandro: Ah yes the meaning of life.
Rick: “I can edit an image in Vim.” Ruben: “I can edit an image in Kate.” Nicko: “I can jump off a bridge.”
You could wage economic warfare using memes.
Robert, you need an anime girl on your wall whose cooch is a bottle opener.
Robert: Now for a more normal one. Nicko: Electronic slurping?
Remember, you have to increase the length.
Nicko: wtf are you doing? Jeff: npm install
It started blinking between 1% and 6% which means it's at 0%.
A settings menu should not challenge a laptop.
"Wait, how big is yours?" - Nicko to Jeff "It's a little bigger than mine, but that is understandable" - Rick to Nicko
"Do you ever touch something and think about how far it has traveled just for you to touch it?" - Edgar "Only if I touch it with my penis" - Nicko
Genderator(TM) is a new product helping you find your gender for the day as seen on TV
headings are only useful if you are a professor or retarded so basically just if you are retarded
Rick: Are you afraid of numbers? Nicko: YES, especially numbers that use letters. Rick: I'm not afraid of binary, its the non-binary that scares me.
Nicko: I feel like people don’t look at their nails that often. Edgar: I do it all the time in class when I get bored.
I mean everything is an object with actions, think about it the game of tennis is an object with actions, cars are objects with actions, thoughts are objects with actions, existence is an object with actions, women are objects with actions, etc, etc
It’s too small. That’s never gonna happen
Hey you raging intestinely dilute mother fuckers, don't forget that tomorrow is Thursday, and on Thursdays we forget that all we are good for is boring into the inner workings of computers and how they weasel their way to helping our lives and we remember that not all of us have two fucking club feat and can disappoint the other gender on the dance floor just enough that they might do it again. Aka hey idiots Harry's is tomorrow and y'all better be there
Can a paper bag fix the situation?