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Nicko: I just need to know when telescopes get good enough and available enough that I can start taking my dick pics from space like a real man Rick: I think what you need is called a "microscope". Nicko: Well played cunt

~ Nicko, Rick

Ben: Dr. Gu is making us all introduce ourselves. Why? Nicko: because some poor bastards havent thought to meet anyone in college yet

~ Ben, Nicko

Robert: I had this thought... Could you parallelize- Nicko: Shitting on my chest? Robert: No, could you parallelize the reversal of a linked list.

~ Robert, Nicko

Thomas: That is professional attire 😁 😉 Nicko: For what? An escort? Ruben: And that is how HR became a department

~ Thomas, Nicko, Ruben

Nicko: WTF! That's a long shitter... Ruben: That's like multiple shits right there.

~ Nicko, Ruben, on lex & yacc

Alejandro: Only memes matter. Nicko: What about anime tiddies? Alejandro: Only memes and anime titties matter Robert: Really debating sending this sticker Alejandro: Embrace the absurd, embrace anime tiddies. Robert: *sends sticker of anime tiddies* Alejandro: Ah yes the meaning of life.

~ Alejandro, Nicko, Robert, creating meaning in an absurd universe

Rick: “I can edit an image in Vim.” Ruben: “I can edit an image in Kate.” Nicko: “I can jump off a bridge.”

~ Rick, Ruben, Nicko

You could wage economic warfare using memes.

~ Nicko, On China

Robert, you need an anime girl on your wall whose cooch is a bottle opener.

~ Nicko

Robert: Now for a more normal one. Nicko: Electronic slurping?

~ Nicko, Robert, listening to bass-boosted songs

Remember, you have to increase the length.

~ Nicko, on what comes after the period

Nicko: wtf are you doing? Jeff: npm install

~ Nicko, Jeff, on Node Package Manager

It started blinking between 1% and 6% which means it's at 0%.

~ Nicko, charging his laptop

A settings menu should not challenge a laptop.

~ Nicko, on Windows 10

"Wait, how big is yours?" - Nicko to Jeff "It's a little bigger than mine, but that is understandable" - Rick to Nicko

~ Nicko, Rick, Jeff, Talking about sizes

"Do you ever touch something and think about how far it has traveled just for you to touch it?" - Edgar "Only if I touch it with my penis" - Nicko

~ Edgar, Nicko, Edgar and Nicko conversing while Thomas watches

Genderator(TM) is a new product helping you find your gender for the day as seen on TV

~ Nicko

headings are only useful if you are a professor or retarded so basically just if you are retarded

~ Nicko, on HTML headings

Rick: Are you afraid of numbers? Nicko: YES, especially numbers that use letters. Rick: I'm not afraid of binary, its the non-binary that scares me.

~ Nicko, Rick, on numbers

Nicko: I feel like people don’t look at their nails that often. Edgar: I do it all the time in class when I get bored.

~ Nicko, Edgar

I mean everything is an object with actions, think about it the game of tennis is an object with actions, cars are objects with actions, thoughts are objects with actions, existence is an object with actions, women are objects with actions, etc, etc

~ Nicko, on Java

It’s too small. That’s never gonna happen

~ Nicko

Hey you raging intestinely dilute mother fuckers, don't forget that tomorrow is Thursday, and on Thursdays we forget that all we are good for is boring into the inner workings of computers and how they weasel their way to helping our lives and we remember that not all of us have two fucking club feat and can disappoint the other gender on the dance floor just enough that they might do it again. Aka hey idiots Harry's is tomorrow and y'all better be there

~ Nicko

Can a paper bag fix the situation?