It’s ass. You could bake cookies on this motherfucker.

Fuwafuwa wa assdesu

There's this beautiful moon, just bright Home Depot orange... Anyways so I have this app that identifies birds based on the sound of their calls...

Oh my GOD, Robert. Crack cocaine. Buy a plane ticket here, get a peach, leave.

Bro her eyes were kinda squinty!

I cannot "moe moe kyun" with my father.

I'm getting such unholy views of this deer. Why is the ass so jiggly?

Mikayla: Never have kids Osaias: Who are you saying that to? Mikayla: All of y'all. Except Nate, it's too late for him.

Mikayla: There was one JET who died to a tsunami. Robert: There's only been one that died? Mikayla: No, there's been two. One was murdered, and one died to a tsunami.

Smiling for Sakura Miko’s Pits? Unforgivable.