that sweaty nub prosthetic sweat smell is probably immaculate

Anthony: I love it here in Colorado! Passengers can drink in the car, and liquor stores are open on Sundays! Michael: As they should be! Anthony: You're Goddamn right! What did Jesus turn water into? Wine! An alcoholic beverage.

Sarah: I'm hungry, I need to EAT! Michael: I've got some ass you can eat. Sarah: No, not nutritious enough. Michael: What's wrong with it? Sarah: That's for dessert!

I don't think it's gonna bleed, Robert.

Dear Mr. Richard, We want to farm crab kani in your lagoon.

I dream about it being rubbing day and once a week it comes true

He's the only Pitbull that doesn't maul children

You know what I think is adorable? A deer wearing an Apple tshirt from the 80's with a big ol' ass and belly.

Robert. Stop fantasizing about literally the worst combat ever to grace this earth.

Robert: Hmm, let's see... are there any Finnish restaurants in Seattle? Michael: I hope not, they only eat snow and twigs.

So here's what you're gonna do: You're gonna bring a bag of rice and make a point of letting the ticket guy see it. As we're leaving the movie, you're going to take out a second bag of cooked rice and say "Man! That was a great rice cooker!"

They have to make TRON 3 before Olivia Wilde gets too old.

God, I’m gonna be so racist tonight.

I haven't had bok-a-bok in a couple years :(

Sarah, you're looking like a snack. Not me, though. I'm looking inedible.

Michael: You don’t want your usual Mango? Rachel: No, I’ve decided to channel the spirit of Robert Dominguez tonight. Sarah: I think I’ll channel the spirit of Hunter and get a Jagerita.

I just got a two minute, graphic advertisement for vacuum poop removal. It's called emma relief.

Robert: You know how Valve has that one logo of the guy with the twisty-turny thing on his head? Michael: You mean a valve?

We don't need a fancy hiring portal. We just need a Google Form that asks: 1. Name 2. Résumé 3. Do your farts smell like chili? 4. Are you Chinese?

We’re gonna need a hell of an accountant to justify a fully functional tank as a business expense

We're gonna get sued by a bunch of loli-lovers

Robert: I can't find any photos of a lifted LX470 with a light bar... I guess light bars are kinda tacky. Michael: Oh and a Towa-wrapped LX470 wouldn't be?

I want emma to utter a little cry for my birthday

C'mon, Robert. We gotta get shafted by the Rhinos.

Michael: Robert’s roommate at Aspire had a dog. Robert: He originally wanted a piranha tank. Michael: Was he going to beat the piranhas?

Michael: Alright, it's time to talk to Chinese girls.

I don't think I'll ever love vore as much as I love rubbing day.

Hunter: She's fine as hell, that's all that matters. Michael: Does she piss like a racehorse? Hunter: I'd hope so. Michael: "Does she fart like a freight train?", as Anthony would say. Hunter: I don't want to hear anything Anthony has to say. Michael: Anthony used to say "I just shat like a Christmas goose".

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I think that movie took a year off my life

Michael: Why are you wearing a fishing shirt? William: *defensively* My sister asked me that exact same question. What makes you think this is a fishing shirt? Michael: The "Columbia Pro Fishing Gear (PFG)" logo on the front. William: Oh, is that what PFG stands for?

Imma say “kino” to fit in

Lee: who is Emma Brown Robert: A fertile goddess Benton: no please Michael: the love of my life Jade: a goddess Rachel: pungent and fertile Lee: rachel i miss u. i wish i could talk to my bestie aka u Rachel: im sorry bb im gambling rn

Benton: Disney be like "Tatami Galaxy 2: Akashi graduates and moves from Japan to Williamsburg NY to open a feminist improv bar and discover her sexuality, while she's got some lessons to learn from her friend Lydia, a body positive obese refugee from Afganistan. A slice of life classic Japanese story coming June 2022" The first episode is just them getting the vaccine and purchasing a new iMac with Kamala Harris. Michael: GET THE JAB, SHINJI

I'm Korean, I eat fried dog

I want to drink aqua diharreah

*Sees dog* Robert: Meow Michael: Looks just like Angel Robert: Looks just like what I had at Chinese last night Michael: We had Thai.

Anthony: Robert we’re watching videos of people lighting farts on fire! Michael: YOU’RE watching!