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Luke: If you’re drunk you can’t tell you’re walking in a straight line. Daniel: What are you talking about? *stumbles as he walks* Robert: I’m going to walk the tangent of this fire pit. Luke: Now walk the cotangent. Robert: *pauses* *begins to walk in arcsin*

~ Luke, Daniel, Robert

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~ Luke, after chucking an apple core off a cliff in Alberta, Canada

Robert: Oooo! I found Melon seeds! Do we have melons yet? Luke: Yeah. Griffin: You know who else has melons? Mrs. Meisenheimer.