Kyle: He had a pretty nice bod for a homeless guy... Kush: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, FEELING UP RANDOM HOMELESS DUDES?!

Would you rather have a warm toilet or a cold toilet? Kush: What’s wrong with a cold toilet? Am I a child? Can I not handle temperature gradients? Kyle: What if it’s cold enough to make ice cream?

Scarlett Johansson bead on LEGO man body, or LEGO man head on Scarlett Johansson body— oh WAIT! Susan Boyle head on LEGO man body?

Kyle: Robert what’s the first attractive celebrity you can think of? Robert: Mila Kunis is the first to come to mind, but isn’t she pretty old now Kyle: Ah, you’re right. I guess we’re getting old. Who’s the fresh blood now? Kush: Are you going for a career in Hollywood or something?

Kyle: If you had to eat one of every native animal for a country, which country would you pick? Robert: Saudi Arabia just has what— camels? Maybe some lizard meat? Kush: What does India have? Kyle: Elephants... HAHA!