gg on God's black pussy

Someone did something to please God recently and it was NOT me.

Kaleb: Is your sexy ass ready? Robert: If my sexy ass was ready, my sexy ass would be ready. Kaleb: Well then is your sexy ass getting pampered and bronzed?

Kaleb, Matt: *arguing* Kaleb: So can we fuck now or do we still need to build tension? Matt: Yeah, we can fuck.

Robert: Yeah I carve a notch into my penis every year Kaleb ages. Kaleb: Like a tree ring!

Just like my sister. Choosing Koreans over me.

I know it in my heart of hearts he's in heaven.

Okay, think like James... So if I was a fucking idiot-

How is that possible? He’s gay, how does he have a mom?

We could add a dead, bald corpse with cum all over it.

You have to be careful when you leave the parking lot tonight. It’s dark now, which means you can’t see the black people.

Just fuck a rat and see what happens.

I'm surprised they could even see us with their little squinty eyes.

He got bukkake’d

I thought I could feel something kick in her stomach when I punched her this morning.

They like to be called nugget warriors now, it's the politically correct term.

Let's play a little game. It's called "hide the pickle in the bitch's mouth"

Kaleb: Don't put words in my mouth, James. James: There's a lot more I wanna put in your mouth.

Pinche Salamanca

Yellow people remind me of butter

Robert, if you were black... did you know we couldn't be together?

Eight minutes into the year and I've already beat my wife.

I've never been good at word searches, so as a kid I always just planned on marrying a Muslim girl with her clitoris cut off.

Matt: Nice job guys. Imma suck all your dicks. Kaleb: Right now? Matt: Once the war's over.

So the other day me and my foster parents were totally smashing...

Ben: Kaleb, are you pretty bummed about the queen? Kaleb: Honestly I had a good wank or two 'bout it, I'm over it now.

Kaleb: I’m rubbing my pussy juice on you. Griffin: Dude stop rubbing your precum on him.

Robert: Why are you holding your nipples? Kaleb: He knows it turns me on.

Ben has a Welsh friend. Jessica Welch.

Ethan: Does anyone know the reason as to why balls itch? Kaleb: Because the Queen of England wasn't baptised as a child.

Robert: What shall we toast to? Kaleb: To anal sex. Robert: To anal sex.

Urethral forgiveness - learn it.

Kaleb: Robert, what are you doing right now? Robert: I'm strategically selecting the words these girls are saying to each other to maximize the likelihood of them having sex with each other.

Have you ever felt uncomfortably aroused by your own father?

Kaleb: Alright I'll get my team to surrender and then we can play a game. Kaleb: Guys I'm so sorry but my girlfriend just got into a car accident and may have died - I need to go. Can y'all surrender so I don't get afk ban? Matt: They're probably thinking "this guy's girlfriend just got in a car accident and he's worried about an afk ban"

My doctors said no one with an anus this wide can be straight

I had the honor of having Mrs. Walkden shove a king size charleston chew up my ass

Ben: y’all are just jealous I have a niece. Kaleb: I thought they were raising her gender neutral