It's amazing how a digit change can solve all the worlds problems

I spend more time behind an editor than eating, going outside, seeing friends, and gaming combined

Jeff: eCampus: Error

Nicko: wtf are you doing? Jeff: npm install

I can def. see Hannah as an old lady giving out candy to little kids

its like free-market government instead of free-market capitalism

"Wait, how big is yours?" - Nicko to Jeff "It's a little bigger than mine, but that is understandable" - Rick to Nicko

It's a Baptist church. Of course they have free WiFi.

its mind blowing, and it's a very different flavor of suck

Rick: Ah, yes. Eun Jung Kim. Or as I call her, Kim Jung Eun. Jeff: That is suspicious...

Rick: Jeff likes 'em thicc. Jeff: YES!

Hannah: How do I know you're not a woman, Mitchell? Jeff: Because he chooses to be a man. Mitchell: Would you like to find out?

Jeff: Rick, you lived in France for 2 years? do you speak French? Rick: Let me answer that in French; Nó

Jeff: So Rick how's the new mac OS High Sierra? Rick: Really really high

Jeff: How do you debug code Rick? Rick: Idk, my code always works the first time

Rick: The Atom editor is the best Jeff: but it takes up 4Gb of Ram Rick: That's how you know it's working

Jeff: Hey Rick want to get some food at McDonalds? Rick: *confused look* McDonalds doesn't sell food

They should teach openGl instead of FLTK

Everyone who needs this script needs this script.

I may be many things but a vape god is not one of them

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