Wong is like a Monarch butterfly, sometimes he just has to migrate back to Mexico.

I met a Goldman Sachs developer last night, she was originally from Monterrey and lived in San Antonio. I couldn't tell if she was trans or just a very large lady. Either way, she was super weird and was in a k-hole in a bar.

Wait, you can invest your HSA? Imagine if you just YOLOed something and got a million dollars. I wouldn't even know what to do with all that money, I'd just be like, "Damn, bro, I guess I just gotta get dick extensions or something."

Anthony: Gotta tell you guys the news I found out yesterday Hunter: Anthony's pregnant Anthony: Yeah nick came in my cockhole

This game is half children, half guys that just got off a 15hr plumbing shift.

This is her July 17th.

This is terrible... I'm in the trenches just waiting for people to come on me...

Hunter: She's fine as hell, that's all that matters. Michael: Does she piss like a racehorse? Hunter: I'd hope so. Michael: "Does she fart like a freight train?", as Anthony would say. Hunter: I don't want to hear anything Anthony has to say. Michael: Anthony used to say "I just shat like a Christmas goose".

Transcending consciousness while baking like shrimp with a nice game of Yahtzee

Back in Tokyo they refer to me as the "Great Gaijin"

Nick: Did the black guy say anything important? Hunter: Let my people go!

Robert: alright I'm gonna go watch some Kaguya-sama and that one with the children in the grass. Hunter: The one with the busty child? Robert: yeah

Hunter: I've gone to school with Allison since Kindergarten James: I'm sorry.