Them white mommas be wilin' on their kitchens. White momma gotta have her stainless steel.

Robert: Hakunamacocka Griffin: Hakunamapenis

Hey John, Kaleb said he wanted me to ejaculate on you.

Kaleb: I’m rubbing my pussy juice on you. Griffin: Dude stop rubbing your precum on him.

I feel like all the men here just wanna get some TAIL!

Robert: Oooo! I found Melon seeds! Do we have melons yet? Luke: Yeah. Griffin: You know who else has melons? Mrs. Meisenheimer.