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Edgar: the Hannahs are telling me to get back in the car Edgar’s mom: the “Hannahs”? Edgar: There’s two of them

~ Edgar, on the phone post-wisdom tooth surgery

You’re as wonderful as a latex paper with 2 inch margins

~ Edgar

If I’m racist then why am I Mexican

~ Edgar

"Do you ever touch something and think about how far it has traveled just for you to touch it?" - Edgar "Only if I touch it with my penis" - Nicko

~ Edgar, Nicko, Edgar and Nicko conversing while Thomas watches

Wtf where’s my AirPods

~ Edgar

Does that look like a good enough dick for you? I’m not very proud of it but, there you go.

~ Edgar, showing Barrett the pattern of potatoes he left for Thomas in minecraft

I’ve been considering letting Joseph practice on me.

~ Edgar, talking with Thomas about cutting their own hair.

Nicko: I feel like people don’t look at their nails that often. Edgar: I do it all the time in class when I get bored.

~ Nicko, Edgar

*inner ree*

~ Edgar

why is electing a leader better than having a predetermined hierarchy

~ Edgar, On why National Socialism is the way to go

Love you too

~ Edgar, When Mitchell said "Love you, bye" on the phone

I don't know if that's dirt or glue holding my computer together

~ Edgar

I just took a piss in front of 10 girls and one said “thank you for being accommodating”