Edgar: the Hannahs are telling me to get back in the car Edgar’s mom: the “Hannahs”? Edgar: There’s two of them

You’re as wonderful as a latex paper with 2 inch margins

If I’m racist then why am I Mexican

"Do you ever touch something and think about how far it has traveled just for you to touch it?" - Edgar "Only if I touch it with my penis" - Nicko

Wtf where’s my AirPods

Does that look like a good enough dick for you? I’m not very proud of it but, there you go.

I’ve been considering letting Joseph practice on me.

Nicko: I feel like people don’t look at their nails that often. Edgar: I do it all the time in class when I get bored.

*inner ree*

why is electing a leader better than having a predetermined hierarchy

Love you too

I don't know if that's dirt or glue holding my computer together

I just took a piss in front of 10 girls and one said “thank you for being accommodating”