We're all going to die anyway, so let's go with Jimmy Neutron SpaghettiOs

Robert: I just had to catch up on sleep after watching that stupid snail movie instead of resting. Robert: My statements against Turbo were made in good faith. James: They better be. I literally missed work today because of it Chris: you two have allowed this snail movie to disrupt your sleep, your work, your very lives. I am disappointed James: Ah that’s unfortunate. Chris apparently does not have the mental capacity to even begin to understand the nuances of this movie

*Snaps* Green.

Robert: I don't know what's a worse fate: to die while lerping, or to die while larping. Chris: At least we're not slurping.

Chris: I’m wearing a wolf skull! James: I’m wearing bones, all over! Robert: I’m black!