Either I’ll get a face full of boobies or I’ll binge watch the whole season.

That song was in English?!

Barret: What were you thinking for dinner? Robert: Man idk. I was looking for a chinese teahouse akin to the ones in Chengdu, with dirt floors and people smoking everywhere but we don't have those

Ahhhhh man! I can't post my twerking videos on tiktok any longer.

Hannah: did you take that with your iphone Barret: Yeah my Galaxy iPhone 9s+

What are you, a boomer?

This class is actually making me dumber, wasting my time, that could have otherwise been spent learning something useful.