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Alejandro: Only memes matter. Nicko: What about anime tiddies? Alejandro: Only memes and anime titties matter Robert: Really debating sending this sticker Alejandro: Embrace the absurd, embrace anime tiddies. Robert: *sends sticker of anime tiddies* Alejandro: Ah yes the meaning of life.

~ Alejandro, Nicko, Robert, creating meaning in an absurd universe

Its like grindr but for men with full time jobs

~ Alejandro, on Linkr™

I don't have a reason to go, but I heard there's gonna be an open bar

~ Alejandro, signing up for a banquet

What if I gave you legally notarized permission to taze me? Would you taze me then?

~ Alejandro, to Hannah, while walking past an armed policeman

I wish there was a bj class too

~ Alejandro, meaning to say BJJ (Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu)

She just needs a big ass, not a big brain.

~ Alejandro

But i am on linux and have carried my team